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Okay, I was chatting online last night, and watched the Tsubasa fight scene in Bride of Infershia. Well, I said that the scene was badass. Well, someone (SmokeJaguar in this case) disagreed with me, leading to this:
(SmokeJaguar) I'm more badass than some fool gunning people down on a rocket-propelled broom.
(SmokeJaguar) Duh. :P
(d_magiciantotter) Okay. How exactly did you arrive at that conclusion?
(SmokeJaguar) Are you a mathematicion?
(d_magiciantotter) Are you?
(SmokeJaguar) Or even a mathematician.
(SmokeJaguar) Why do you ask?
(d_magiciantotter) Well, you asked me. Seems only fair to ask the same of you.
(SmokeJaguar) Why?
(d_magiciantotter) Because, if you're going to be tossing any form of math (which I'm better than Aina, at, but...it's Aina, so...) at me, I'd like to know that what you would say would be credible.
(SmokeJaguar) Well, if you aren't a mathematician, why should I bother explaining how I arrived at my conclusion?
(d_magiciantotter) 'Cause I know a fair deal of math myself, and I'm interested.
(SmokeJaguar) Okay. First, I established my awesomeness as X.
(d_magiciantotter) Right.
(SmokeJaguar) Then, I multiplied that factor by all the awesome things I've done in my life.
(d_magiciantotter) Okay. Two things: What was the resulting factor and how did you arrive at it?
(SmokeJaguar) It was too great a number. I'm still coming out to it.
(SmokeJaguar) But by simply jumping ahead to the second half of the equation, I established the badass-ity of some dude gunning people down on a broomstick as Y.
(d_magiciantotter) Okay.
(SmokeJaguar) Then by subtracting the sheer gayness that a broomstick represents, it became clear that X was greater.
(SmokeJaguar) Thus #X > Y - Gay.
(SmokeJaguar) Gay representing all the possible cooler alternatives the dude could be riding as opposed to a broomstick.
(d_magiciantotter) Ah, but in order to estlabish the "Gay" factor, you would first have to see the scene with the jet-broom, and then you would have to understand the character riding it. Thus, without that information, "Gay" can only equal 0. Therefore, since killing evil is much greater than anything you've ever done, Y > #X.
(d_magiciantotter) How many semis would you like me to send through the hole in your logic? XP
(SmokeJaguar) For pride purposes, as few as possible. :P
(d_magiciantotter) This is why you don't mess with the quiet ones. They'll destroy you with logic.
^_^ I seldom get to destroy people with logic. And Math, so this made me happy. (In his pants)
(SmokeJaguar) I'm more badass than some fool gunning people down on a rocket-propelled broom.
(SmokeJaguar) Duh. :P
(d_magiciantotter) Okay. How exactly did you arrive at that conclusion?
(SmokeJaguar) Are you a mathematicion?
(d_magiciantotter) Are you?
(SmokeJaguar) Or even a mathematician.
(SmokeJaguar) Why do you ask?
(d_magiciantotter) Well, you asked me. Seems only fair to ask the same of you.
(SmokeJaguar) Why?
(d_magiciantotter) Because, if you're going to be tossing any form of math (which I'm better than Aina, at, but...it's Aina, so...) at me, I'd like to know that what you would say would be credible.
(SmokeJaguar) Well, if you aren't a mathematician, why should I bother explaining how I arrived at my conclusion?
(d_magiciantotter) 'Cause I know a fair deal of math myself, and I'm interested.
(SmokeJaguar) Okay. First, I established my awesomeness as X.
(d_magiciantotter) Right.
(SmokeJaguar) Then, I multiplied that factor by all the awesome things I've done in my life.
(d_magiciantotter) Okay. Two things: What was the resulting factor and how did you arrive at it?
(SmokeJaguar) It was too great a number. I'm still coming out to it.
(SmokeJaguar) But by simply jumping ahead to the second half of the equation, I established the badass-ity of some dude gunning people down on a broomstick as Y.
(d_magiciantotter) Okay.
(SmokeJaguar) Then by subtracting the sheer gayness that a broomstick represents, it became clear that X was greater.
(SmokeJaguar) Thus #X > Y - Gay.
(SmokeJaguar) Gay representing all the possible cooler alternatives the dude could be riding as opposed to a broomstick.
(d_magiciantotter) Ah, but in order to estlabish the "Gay" factor, you would first have to see the scene with the jet-broom, and then you would have to understand the character riding it. Thus, without that information, "Gay" can only equal 0. Therefore, since killing evil is much greater than anything you've ever done, Y > #X.
(d_magiciantotter) How many semis would you like me to send through the hole in your logic? XP
(SmokeJaguar) For pride purposes, as few as possible. :P
(d_magiciantotter) This is why you don't mess with the quiet ones. They'll destroy you with logic.
^_^ I seldom get to destroy people with logic. And Math, so this made me happy. (In his pants)
